Grumpy cat

I saw a photo on Facebook with a black cat and it says "I crochet because murder is wrong". I'm in love with that cat right away so I made glaring cat based on that photo.

Grumpy cat
Intermediate
~4h 50min

This grumpy black cat amigurumi captures that perfect "I crochet because murder is wrong" vibe. With his glaring yellow eyes and perpetually unimpressed expression, he's the attitude-filled companion every crocheter needs.

The finished cat has a sleek black body made from soft Silky Wool, with a cream-colored muzzle that makes his scowl even more pronounced. Those piercing yellow felt eyes and expertly embroidered frown give him serious personality. He's about the size of a large grapefruit when stuffed, perfect for desk decoration or as a mood ring for your craft room. This makes an excellent gift for cat lovers who appreciate feline sass, coworkers who share your dark humor, or anyone who needs a physical representation of Monday mornings. He's also great for practicing color changes and facial embroidery if you want to level up your amigurumi skills. The pattern works up in under 5 hours, so you can go from yarn to grumpy companion in an afternoon. The black and cream color combo is classic, but imagine him in gray, orange tabby colors, or even a tuxedo cat variation.

Download the Crochet App now to get this free pattern with step-by-step photo instructions, a built-in row counter, and all the details you need to create your own judgmental feline friend.

What You'll Need

  • Silky Wool in charcoal gray and cream beige (about 75g total)
  • 3.0mm (D) crochet hook
  • Fiberfill stuffing, safety nose, yellow felt for eyes, black and white embroidery thread, sewing needle

Get the complete materials list with exact quantities in the app

Why You'll Love This Pattern

  • Quick project that takes under 5 hours from start to finish
  • Perfect gift for cat lovers, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates grumpy humor
  • Great for practicing facial embroidery and creating expressive amigurumi characters

Common Questions

Is this pattern suitable for intermediate crocheters?

Yes, this is an intermediate pattern. The app includes step-by-step photos for each round, a row counter to track your progress, and clear instructions for the facial features. If you can make a magic ring and work in rounds, you can make this grumpy cat.

How do I get the pattern?

This is a free pattern available in the Crochet App. Just download the app, and you'll get instant access to the full pattern with photos, materials list, and all the instructions you need to create your own grumpy cat.

How Crochet App Helped

Crocheting a grumpy cat with all those detailed facial expressions takes focus and patience. These app features help you breeze through the nearly 5 hours of work without losing your place or running out of yarn.

Row Counter

This grumpy cat is packed with detail across the head, body, and expression work. When you're in the middle of a tricky section and need to step away, the row counter remembers exactly where you stopped. No more second-guessing whether you're on row 23 or 24 of the facial shaping.

Yarn Warehouse

Before you start, check your stash for the right blacks, grays, or whatever colors match your vision for this grumpy character. The Yarn Warehouse shows you what yarn you have and in what quantities, so you can confirm you have enough to get through all 4 hours and 50 minutes without hunting for extras halfway through.

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